Gedichte auf Englisch - Seite 30

I would like to visit a Moscow
but there are a lot of such a domb cows as Putin
I must talk with Rasputin
Rasputin was a mistician?
Or musician
I don't remember
Yes, he was a good witcher?!
He was playing
quidditch?!
He was a good witcher?!
I would say: Rather not
because "er ist tot"
But I would like to talk with him
With Kim?
No, with Rasputin?
With Putin?
No, with RASPUTIN!
He has maybe an answer for my sorrow
Unfortunately, he is death
I must then defend my castle
My Kremlin Castle
because my house and obviously my
room is my castle
He was a good mystic
I need to think optimistic!

I was yesterday alone
In my own zoo
Without tattoo
I was yesterday in Trafalgare Square
at 6 or maybe at 7 p.m.
I don't remember

I'm back from hell
This was a Germany
I haven't got any money
I need money, honey ;)
I need honey
Want to see Winnie the Pooh?
Or Berlin Zoo?

I was watching TV
and suddenly I saw
the funeral ceremony
of Queen Elisabeth

I'm feeling disharmony
or diarrhea
NO, I don't want to sing with Chris Rea
I remember this ceremony well
This sorrow
I don't need to borrow this sorrow

I saw this sorrow
With Peterborough on BBC
This Trafalgar Square
were covered in black
I saw this
Millions of specators
Millions of gladiators
saw this
I want only destroy my sorrow
My Dessert of Joy

I saw the forrest
Black Forest
I want to rest
You are arrested!
What!?

I saw in your eyes
In your lovely eyes
This treasure
This beautiful treasure
Or devil?
I don't think so

But I think that
this was a miracle
I don't work in ORACLE
I cannot install the antivirus software
everywhere?
nowhere?
anywhere?

But I think that this was a mistake
that I was eating with you this steak
Only with you
This was a such big mistake
I should buy 2forU
and say Bye! Bye!

Kruzifix ist keine neue fixe Idee
Kruzifix ist für Lebendige
Kruzifix ist für Katholiken
Kruzifix ist nicht fix (instant soup)
You can aber fix it! (reparieren)
Immer

Hier gibt es kein "nimmer"
You can fix this cross
Aber dieses "cross" ist sehr groß
Trotzdem cross the finger

Aber jeder Versuch ist sowieso etwas Wert
Man kann ihn mit einem Schwert
reparieren
wie Römer Hunnen?
(Hunnen war aber leider so viele,
daß man sie
nicht addieren kann)

Die Römer betrachtet Hunnen als dumme Hühner
Sie waren jedoch nicht dumm
Sie waren nur stumm
Und sagen nix Latein
Deshalb waren sie nicht so fein

Haben die Hunnen jedoch gute Schwert(er), nee?
Nein, sie haben damals nicht so gute Schwert(er)
Sie waren also nicht so viel Wert
Aber man sollte sich immer daran erinnern, dass jedes Schwert oft leider
ein zweischneidiges Schwert sei

Ich bin sowieso kein Hai!
Sei also ruhig
und unabhängig!
Dadurch bist du lebendig!

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